That Language Barrier

I've been living here at the dorm for three weeks. I have nice roommates but.. one of them is testing my patience. Well, it's true that "we can't have it all". But seriously. o__o

Let's call her "Ling". Ling's really nice and all. She's the motherly type (she is actually a mom of two kids, but they're back in China), but sometimes, she gets pretty annoying.

What bugs me the most is..
SHE'S NOT EVEN MY MOM AND SHE'S. FUCKING. NOSY.
Of course my real mom is having a blast knowing the fact that someone's sticking their fingers into my own personal business.

It's only been three weeks and I feel like Ling is getting too comfortable around me. I'm very territorial, so when someone steps into my personal space, I get pissed off easily. I mean, sure, no one would want to get their spaces invaded, but it's different for me. I literally can't stand it.

Same goes for when my mom or my sister wants to sleep on my already-small bed, WITH ME already in it. o__o They get angry because I get annoyed because the space is just enough for one person. It's a sweet thought, thinking that my mom/sister wants to sleep in the same bed with me, but.. The space. THE SPACE. If my bed was a king sized one, LET'S HAVE A FUCKING PARTY ON IT. SURE, INVITE EVERYONE. But my bed (back in QC) is literally for dwarfs. Or at least for stick-thin people who definitely won't fall off no matter what they do.

So okay, I'll be really honest. I hope whoever reads this will respect my "personal preferences".

1. I don't like people invading my personal space.
2. I don't want anyone asking me who I just spoke with right after I put the phone down because I swear, I'd snap at you and ask "WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU CARE? IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. FUCK OFF."

FYI, Ling does #2. She does it all the fucking time. I want to break our windows with my own head because it pisses me off so much.

3. Ask me where I'm going? ARE YOU MY MOTHER?
4. Ask me WHY I'm wearing what I'm wearing? Just. Don't.
5. Ask me why I don't like the things I've mentioned? Get out of here before I break windows with your head.

In case you haven't noticed, I do have a tendency to talk in a really violent manner, but that's because as I write, I imagine how I would say and do these things in real life, even though I definitely can't do them. Do you get it? :\

So right now, you're reading real thoughts that aren't sugar-coated. This is THE SHIT that comes from my fucking brain.

ALRIGHT. Back to Ling.

Me and my other roommate share the same thoughts about her. We're can be saints now because we're so nice to her. But of course we can't because, well.. We're backstabbing her.

We don't know what to do. But for now, we're just trying to understand her.

Wish us luck .__.